When Will finds a new dog…
Anonymous said: Please. You're so attractive and funny. I'm sure someone is out there.
Then point this someone in my direction pleeeeeease.
Anonymous said: Ever get your nipples pierced?
Yeah. That was like 2 years ago though.
So at my freshman orientation for college, we had a presentation on sexual assault. The lady who spoke was fantastic, and this was her opening PowerPoint slide. I wish I had gotten the rest of it.
so is that what you call a jellyfish
well tell me what you jellyfish with
'cause i've seen more spine in jellyfish
i’ve seen more guts in 11 year old jellyfish
have another jellyfish and drive yourself home
i hope there’s jellyfish on all the roads
and you can think of me when you forget your jellyfish
and again when your head goes through the jellyfish
i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting